BE AFRAID, PITIFUL UNDERLINGS!I am the Dark Lord. You may call me Master. An old enemy has got hold of my Essence of Evil, and seized the Iron Tower of Despair. The nerve! Clearly I'm needed by my minions once more, to return life in the Darklands to its usual state of pain and misery. First step: the school fundraiser!MWA HA HA!
Jamie Thomson is the minion and slave of the Dark Lord, Dirk Lloyd. He's an author and games developer who has written numerous choose-your-own-adventure style gamebooks and worked on many computer games from the Tower of Despair (1984) to Warrior Kings: Battles (2003) Jamie Thomson lives in the dungeons below his Master's Iron Tower in East Sussex, where he spends every day writing for his overlord.His book, Dark Lord: The Teenage Years, was the 2012 Roald Dahl Funny Prize winner.